I would hate to be an emotional fish who cried because no one would know when I was sad, you know due to all the surrounding water vital for my survival

A hug is like a boomerang, you get it back right away!

Instead of ancient yoga poses, I feel like my yoga instructor is instead giving me a field sobriety test.

Be helpful. When you see a person without a smile, give them yours :)

I was once told that getting wet from rain is like getting a golden shower from an angel

Hugs, not drugs #noveltybuttonsdontlie #winnipeg #longweekend #inspiration

I think I would have enjoyed my yoga class a bit more if the instructor stopped talking and let me sleep.

The reason so many clowns can fit into that little car is because clowns don’t have souls 

Seperated at Birth?

Les Nessman & Marcellus Wallace - #brothersfromanothermother #bandaid #wkrp #pulpfiction #winnipeg

 

And the Dish ran away with the Spoon… until they tried to cross state lines & the Spoon got arrested for a parole violation stemming from a bitter paternity suit.

I am celebrating #EarthDay by not walking or peeing on Mother Nature’s head (a.k.a. grass) #Winnipeg #nopootoo

I almost fell asleep in yoga class tonight - is it wrong that I tried to spoon with the teacher?

Tonight’s bath was called Loni Anderson because it was so hot! #tweetsfrom1984 #babyifyouveeverwondered

I’d hate to be a vacuum b/c no matter how good my day was going, some dumbass would surely say “Sucks to be you.”

This past weekend I tried to “Kid Rock-It-Up-And-Down-My-Block” but only got laughed at by some little girls for wearing a white tank top and fedora. Girls can be so mean sometimes.